Saturday 25 December 2010

Advent Calendar - Door number 25

Merry Christmas everyone! Ho Ho Ho!

It's the final door! I wonder what it could be...?

There ain't no gettin' off of this train we on!
It's the FINAL day of ADVENT, and we have some CHILDREN performing a nativity! Actually... they don't look like children at all, there's a couple of blokes, one's got a beard and the other one's smoking... and that baby looks a bit old. In fact it all looks a bit like FANTASY to me...





Friday 24 December 2010

Advent Calendar - Door number 24

It's CHRISTMAS EVE! w00t!

Here we go with door 24:

A Mental Dentist Office
Ooh, today's door was located ON SANTA'S FOREHEAD... I think it's in his MIND!
I dunno what that kid's doing in there though, jumping around on that floaty orange ball thing of his. He sounds very familiar though, kind of like INVADER ZIM weirdly enough.

Thursday 23 December 2010

Advent Calendar - Door number 23

It's December 23rd! The day before the day before the day that is the best day in the world! (thank you Paul and Storm)

Time for door the 23!

Rock and Roll!
 
Ooh, MEGA! It's some carollers! (No-one ever says MEGA any more do they?)  

Wednesday 22 December 2010

Advent Calendar - Door number 22

December the 22nd! Not long left... Door time!

How appropriate, you fight like a cow!

Today we have a couple of people on an ISLAND! I don't think the lady likes her present of a t-shirt...She probably thinks the GUY is a MONKEY or something...

Tuesday 21 December 2010

Advent Calendar - Door number 21

When santa got stuck in the chimney, he began to shout; "Look, there's Door 21!"

Anything but tangerines
Behind today's door is an EARTHWORM, with a SUPER-SUIT no less! It doesn't seem to be helping him against that festive turkey though, does it?

Monday 20 December 2010

Advent Calendar - Door number 20

Door 20! Only 5 more to go after this...

Curry and Rice

Bottle fight between the guy in RED and the guy in BLUE! Oh, no, wait it's a cracker they've pulled! I mean, why would they fight with bottles when they've got those GUNS there?

Sunday 19 December 2010

Advent Calendar - Door number 19

Oe the weather outside is frightful, but the fire is so delightful and since we've no place to go, let it snoe, let it snoe let, it snoe! Also, let's open the next door!

Do do do dooooooo!

That's nice, the young green ELF-type guy got a nice pair of christmassy socks to keep his feets warm whilst he NAVI-gates through the snows!

Saturday 18 December 2010

Advent Calendar - Door number 18

Saturday, December 18th, 2010. Only 1 week(s) remaining till the Big Day! Hooray! Let's open us up an advent door to celebrate!

TYPE B

It's all YELLOW and GREEN today! All of the sudden BLOCKS came tumbling down from the sky and formed a Chrimbmass Tree! With Presents! How very festive indeed.

Friday 17 December 2010

Advent Calendar - Door number 17

17 is my lucky number! Hooray!
Although I've never won anything with it, nor has it caused me any luck of any kind... I wonder if Door 17 will change all that?!?

Skiddy attack!

Ooh, look, we have a FISH, and a GHOST-thing with shades, and a BIRD-thing and something that looks like a CAT but also like it's wearing a costume... This seems a bit weird...
Oh, but at least they are building a snoeman! It looks a bit like the bird thing, but not quite. I wonder what that's all about, eh?

Thursday 16 December 2010

Advent Calendar - Door number 16

December the 16th is PAYDAY! Plus we get another door! Let's see what's behind it shall we?



This was a triumph

The Christmas CAKE is a LIE!

Oh, sorry I don't know what came over me just then for a second... Anyhoo, today we have a box! Or rather it's some kind of CUBE, probably WEIGHTED. And it's falling between some APERTUREs in the floor and ceiling... I wonder what it's COMPANIONs make of it?

Wednesday 15 December 2010

Advent Calendar - Door number 15

Chestnuts roasting on a nopen fire, jackfrost knocking on my dore...
Door 15 to be precise!
No bazooka fired bonus!

Argh, look out behind you guy! There's a ZOMBIE, in a Santa costume, and a creepy dolly popping out of a box! In other news i ATE MY tea whilst watching NEIGHBOURS last night ;)

Tuesday 14 December 2010

Advent Calendar - Door number 14

Tis the season to be jolly! Falalalalaaa lalalalaa! Door 14 beckons!

Lucozade!

It's a FROG, isn't that just SUPER? And that green thing looks a bit like an off-coloured SPUD, doesn't it?

Monday 13 December 2010

Advent Calendar - Door number 13

Monday December the 13th! Over halfway through! I wonder what will be behind today's door?

Final Lap!

It's a turtle-like thing riding a CLOUD! I wonder who he could be fishing for with that present? It's got 1-UP MUSHROOMS on it! I hope it's got a 1-UP MUSHROOM inside! 

Sunday 12 December 2010

Advent Calendar - Door number 12

On the Twelfth Day of December my true-love gave to me...!
Another door to the advent calendar!

Get a belt
It's a couple of ALIENS! And they've CRASH LANDED! Luckily though they've landed in a pile of PRESENTS :D

Now if you'll excuse me I need to go rub some fruit preserve onto the ends of my feet, I have a member of the aristocracy coming to visit.

Saturday 11 December 2010

Advent Calendar - Door number 11

Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the ways! Robin just laid an egg, and so we open door 11 of the calendar! Are you excited? I hope so!

Yahoo!

It looks like we've dropped in on Santa's Grotto! But that Santa seems a bit creepy... He's just wearing pants instead of trousers! He is wearing a lot of RED though. And the elf on the left, isn't that ROBERT from ART OF FIGHTING? No?? Well... I wonder who it could be. I'm drawing A BLANK on the green guy too...

Friday 10 December 2010

Advent Calendar - Door number 10

Remember, remember the 10th of December.
Why's that you ask? Well... umm... It'd just be a bad day to forget! You'd miss an advent calendar day for one! Speaking of which, OPEN THE DOOR MARKED 10!

This is not a true ending!
It's two little guys! One's a small child wearing dungarees and jumping over a RAINBOW, and the other seems to be some kind of dinosaur-thing blowing BUBBLES.
Ooh, Huge Jackman just snikted his claws and whispered something in my ear... I didn't really catch what he said, his voice was rather gravelly, but I think it ended in BOB... or umm, was that BUB?

Thursday 9 December 2010

Advent Calendar - Door number 9

Nein! Nein! Ja!
It's December the 9! Time for door 9! Now.. where is it?

Aha! Here we go!
Royal Rainbow!
Ooh, we have been graced with ROYALTY today! And he's ROLLED up a load of christmassy thing for us! Hooray!

Wednesday 8 December 2010

Advent Calendar - Door number 8

December the 8th! Door the 8th!

Do do do do

It's an INVADER! From SPACE!

I think that about covers it.

Tuesday 7 December 2010

Oh! Christmas tree!

:D

Advent Calendar - Door number 7

D-D-D-December 7th! Let's open the 7th Door. I wonder if it will be something to do with the 7th Guest??

Torture Trouble
Nope! Nothing to do with the 7th Guest!
It's a FUZZY WUZZY, I really think he needs to lay off the mulled wine though otherwise he's likely to wind up with a hangover and FLAMMABLE HALITOSIS!
He might need it though, if that DEMON behind him has his way... :S

Monday 6 December 2010

Advent Calendar - Door number 6

Another cold, cold day in December, another advent door to open!
Let's get ready to rumble!

Behind today’s door is an ant! No, wait, that’s no ant, it’s a NINJA, from the Nth DIMENSION! And he comes bearing CHUPA CHUPSTM, how nice of him :)

Sunday 5 December 2010

Advent Calendar - Door number 5

December the Fived! Only 20 days to go! Today we get our Christmas Tree for the flat! Hooray!
Before that though, let us see what is behind today's door...
Bomb Up!
Huzzah! This guy's got a christmas pudding! But why does he look so confused?
What's that? It's not a christmas pudding? It's a BOMB?!?!
ER ner! Run away MAN!

Saturday 4 December 2010

Advent Calendar - Door number 4

Doo doo doo! A new day, a new door! Door 4! (ooh, that rhymes) On with the show!

Oh No!
Aww, what a cute lil' guy, though he seems a bit stupid. I mean, he's just walked off a cliff! Luckily he had that umbrella with him, so he could FLOAT down ^_^

Friday 3 December 2010

Advent Calendar - Door number 3

It's the 3rd of December! I have an interview this morning at Leeds Grammar School, so let's relax with a little calendaring! What will we see today??

Yes Sir!

It's a pink, legless thing, and it looks very happy to be getting a present. Though, the present itself seems to be BAA-ing. I wonder if it's a SHEEP...?

Remember kids a SHEEP is for (ending) life, not just for Christmas.




Thursday 2 December 2010

Advent Calendar - Door number 2

Let's see who's behind door number 2 of our little advent calendar!

Wacca Wacca Wacca
Now who's this fellow? He seems to resemble some kind of yellow pizza or pie with a slice cut out. Or maybe even a PUCK, man.

Wednesday 1 December 2010

Advent Calendar - Door number 1

It's here! It's here! It's finallally here! EpicVideogameChristmasAdventCalendar time is here!
Let's see who's behind door number 1....


Prince of the Yolk-Folk

It's an... egg? With boxing gloves?